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Kevin.
25.
Ghostbuster.
Dark Knight Who Didn't Rise.
Retired Power Ranger.
Fought The Nightman.
Green Mushroom Eater.
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I found a penny. I don’t have a change pouch in my wallet. I finally understand “Mo Money, Mo Problems”.

Reblog8 months ago with 1 note

OH MY GOD THERE IS A COLD PILLOW AND THEY CALL IT A CHILLOW AND I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. IT’S SO FUCKING CLEVER.

Reblog9 months ago with 3 notes

There needs to be a font for sarcasm.

Reblog10 months ago with 4 notes

I wonder if the band Modest Mouse ever goes canoeing, loses their paddles, and just float on.

Reblog1 year ago with 7 notes

I think my perfect job would be the funny guy in a rap entourage that’ll do whatever it takes to make them laugh and not get shot.

Reblog1 year ago with 0 notes

This Chinese buffet has wifi. I wonder if the password is an ancient Chinese secret.

Reblog1 year ago with 0 notes
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My Original Song about friends who pass basketballs to each other.

Fuck. We can find Osama but nobody can find where in the world Carmen Sandiego is?

Reblog1 year ago with 4 notes

What if people used twerking instead of sign language?

Reblog1 year ago with 3 notes
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My friend sent me a loud voice message and played it in front of large crowd of people. To thank him for the embarrassment of the message, I sent him this.

My friend sent me a loud voice message and played it in front of large crowd of people. To thank him for the embarrassment of the message, I sent him this.

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