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I wonder if the band Modest Mouse ever goes canoeing, loses their paddles, and just float on.

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I think my perfect job would be the funny guy in a rap entourage that’ll do whatever it takes to make them laugh and not get shot.

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This Chinese buffet has wifi. I wonder if the password is an ancient Chinese secret.

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My Original Song about friends who pass basketballs to each other.

Fuck. We can find Osama but nobody can find where in the world Carmen Sandiego is?

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What if people used twerking instead of sign language?

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My friend sent me a loud voice message and played it in front of large crowd of people. To thank him for the embarrassment of the message, I sent him this.

My friend sent me a loud voice message and played it in front of large crowd of people. To thank him for the embarrassment of the message, I sent him this.

Is P. Diddy’s “Vote or Die” campaign still going on? I didn’t vote and I don’t wanna die.

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