Kevinverse

I wonder if the band Modest Mouse ever goes canoeing, loses their paddles, and just float on.

I think my perfect job would be the funny guy in a rap entourage that’ll do whatever it takes to make them laugh and not get shot.

This Chinese buffet has wifi. I wonder if the password is an ancient Chinese secret.

Fuck. We can find Osama but nobody can find where in the world Carmen Sandiego is?

What if people used twerking instead of sign language?

Is P. Diddy’s “Vote or Die” campaign still going on? I didn’t vote and I don’t wanna die.